Himantayon nga Kagay-anon

A patient called a Nurse and said:
Patient: Nurse, please bring me a hot water bag. My toes are as cold as ice.
Nurse: (insulted) You are asking the wrong nurse. I happen to be the head nurse.
Patient: Eh di, Utusan mo yung foot nurse! napaka sungit mo naman, alam ko ba na para sa ulo ka? [...]

CAGAYAN DE ORO — The P8-billion Mindanao Backbone Transmission Project (MBTP), a priority in the Mindanao agribusiness super-region, is scheduled to be completed in the third quarter of 2011.
A status report presented during the Cabinet meeting held in the neighboring town of Tagoloan last week showed the 230-kilovolt (KV) Abaga-Kirahon transmission project is still in [...]

A foreign vessel slammed into a docked cargo vessel in Macabalan pier in Cagayan de Oro City, Wednesday morning, raising fears of possible oil spill.
Dennis Labay, Philippine Coast Guard administrative manager, said water immediately sifted through M/V Sko’s engine compartment after it was rammed by a foreign vessel marked Cordoba carrier around 6 a.m.
Labay said [...]

Alright! After my much-talked about house party, I seem to have not gotten enough. Now, it’s not just me organizing it but my friends have collaborated with each other to bring the house down this MARCH 18, WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
What more, we’re flying one of Manila’s top DJs to CDO just to spice up the night [...]

Dermalyn, mahinhin at reserved. Kapag ngumiti, hindi talaga niya inilalabas ang ngipin. Kapag tumawa, “hihihi” lang dapat.
Chonna Mae, marami nang balakid na pinagdaanan sa buhay. Bakas na bakas sa mukha. Definitely a strong person
Choverlyn, dalaginding. Mayumi’t mahinhin. Pero hindi nagba-bra.
Cobralyn, ang pang-resbak ng tropa ni Ederlyn sa kung sino mang babangga sa kanila. Idagdag pa [...]