Himantayon nga Kagay-anon

President Barack Obama finally called up Malacañang Palace.
Obama: Hello, could I please speak to that small but great Filipina who is the idol of all Filipinos?
GMA: Speaking..
Obama: Congratulations Charice! Can you please sing in the White House again for the Diplomatic Corps.?
GMA: I’m sorry Mr. President, but this is President Arroyo. How can I be [...]

Sasayaw sa likod ng puno ng buko pag nasa beach yung scene. Alternate pa ‘yung mga ulo nila.
‘Yung kontrabida yayakap sa bida, sabay taas ng kilay at ngingisi.
Uuwi ang bida na may dalang pancit sa kanyang nanay na si Anita Linda. Tatawagin nito ang mga bata para kumain, at kakamustahin ng bida ang pag-aaral habang [...]

A local radio broadcaster of DXCC-RMN Cagayan de Oro has survived an almost fatal attack of motorcycle-riding suspects who peppered him with a single bullet while on his way home yesterday evening.
Police identified the hard-hitting broadcaster as Nilo Labares who gained a radio monicker of “Babayeng Bagul” because of his special radio segment of light [...]

Because they offer free WIFI connection, but if you have already consumed what you ordered then that’s the time they will let you feel that you are not welcome and they want you to stop what you are doing with your laptop computer. Worst is, in the middle of doing something important online, they secretly [...]